I blame the parents:

Looting. Don't do it. Don't say you are inspired by me. Dog's and their owners. Inspired by: You are just copying. There is no apprenticeship. No understanding. Lazy. I am not impressed. I am depressed by it. It has to stop. All the tics and mannerisms. Mike Yarwood. Phil Cool. Rory Bremnerisms. 

OLYMPIC FLAME:

I must not make jokes at others misfortune. I must try harder. I must not be cynical. I must be a picture book illustrator. I must not attempt to draw political type cartoons. I am not a cartoonist. I must feel a sense of pity for the estate agents of London. Next target Richmond? Teddington?

Broadstairs:

A lovely day yesterday in Broadstairs on the coast of the Garden of England. How tranquil, how English....