I think rheumatism crutches should feature more in children's picture books, as well as muskrats, nice monkey barbers and jacketed singing poodles...
Well, it WAS as dead as a door-nail until we arrived.
Monkey barbers do a nice business in the Eastern region of Albion they are expert at fashioning the French Poodle - and the muskrat population is epidemic.......now where did I leave that damn crutch? It is all very dubious.
Coffin-nail. Dead as a coffin-nail. Seven long years.